Who makes a million dollars a day?
| Money jokes
Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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My brother's a professional boxer.
| Dead and dying jokes
My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the
| Food jokes
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
| Birthday jokes
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his father's pr
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
| Food jokes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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Dad, said Rickey, “what is electricity?” “Uh,” replied his father, “I don’t really know too much about electricity.” A few minutes later the boy said, “How does gas make the engine go?” “Son, I’m afraid I don’t know much about motors.” “Dad,” said the boy, “what is anthropology?” “Anthropology?” The father frowned. “I really don’t know.” “Gee, Dad, I guess I’m making a nuisance of myself.” “Not at all, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything.”