Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
| Snake jokes
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your
| Music jokes
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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Why was there a bug in the computer?
| Computer jokes
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
| Clinton jokes
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me."
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have a stitch of clothing on. Horrified, she let out a shriek. Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly. “Don’t let it bother you, miss,” he moaned. “I’ll never live to tell anyone.”