A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn’t have a stitch of clothing on. Horrified, she let out a shriek. Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly. “Don’t let it bother you, miss,” he moaned. “I’ll never live to tell anyone.”