Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on
| School jokes
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
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There was a great loss today in the
| Dead and dying jokes
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in.... Well, you know the rest.
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Dewey and Odell met
| Baby jokes
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enoug
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’ “Twenty-six,” he said.