Q: Why shouldn’t violists take

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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A new chef from India

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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

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What do you call the horse than lives next

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What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.

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Q: Why shouldn’t violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they’re missing.