Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player’s

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| Parent jokes

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and te

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?

| Music jokes

Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us

| Christmas jokes

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit

| Hair and bald jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?

| Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player’s best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.