In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
| Mental health jokes
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I
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Why do elephants jump across rivers?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
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What do you call a flying skunk?
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
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Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
| Children jokes
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
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How do you confuse a man?
| Men jokes
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.