And what's your name?" the
| Food jokes
And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."
[ read more ]
While driving along the back roads of a
| Car and train jokes
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a
[ read more ]
A man leaves a bar,
| Police jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machin
[ read more ]
What did the city worker say after his first
| Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
[ read more ]
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
[ read more ]
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.