What kind of dog can tell time?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!
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A man is
| Dog jokes
A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to hi
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What's another name for an assistant stable
| Horse jokes
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly ans
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Q: What can save a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.