Why does the Hound of the
| Dog jokes
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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You're a big Internet fan aren't
| Internet jokes
You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with “solo” above it.