How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
| Easter jokes
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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How many men does it take to make
| Men jokes
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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A woman walks into a bank
| Humor jokes
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
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Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.