Dentist: Just
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
| Food jokes
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
| Farmer jokes
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Eth
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A librarian was quietly working when three
| Frog jokes
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had take
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How do you address a monster?
| Monster jokes
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. “Help!” cried the cellist, “I can’t swim!” “Don’t worry,” said the violist, “just fake it.”