How do you hire an elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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What did the spider say to the fly ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
| Pig jokes
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the
| Blonde jokes
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of yo
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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”