What fish sounds like a telephone?
| Fishing jokes
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
| Dentist jokes
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist, "Preparation H,"
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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
| Police jokes
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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Where do Martians drink beer
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
| Food jokes
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
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Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh…standby, I’ll check on that.