Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
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Boy: What's black, slimy,
| Food jokes
Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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Q. What's the definition
| Music jokes
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She’s the one sleeping with the writer.