Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.
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What word grows smaller when you add two
| Letter jokes
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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Q: What can a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.