A woman got a problem with her closet door -
| Marriage jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a
| Computer jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
| Easter jokes
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
| Dog jokes
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. “How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy. “It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million.” “Fabulous,” says the guy by the pool. “There’s just one catch,” his partner warns. “What’s the catch?” “We have to put up ten thousand in cash”.