What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

| Baby jokes

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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When should you feel sorry for a

| Various animal jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!

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Q. Why do men like smart women?

| Men jokes

Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.

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A motorway walks

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "Wha

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !