Do you know what a mice said when it saw a

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park

| Weather jokes

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo

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Does

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Does killing time damage eternity?

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United

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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.