What do you get if you take your computer to
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is
| Music jokes
Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!
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Why isn't there a Superpig?
| Pig jokes
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
| Food jokes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
| Easter jokes
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn’t like him anyway.