These two construction workers always noticed
| Business jokes
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The
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What do you call two
| Food jokes
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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Fred: What's
| Beauty jokes
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.