Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,

You're spending a lot of time at that

| Computer jokes

You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

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Why did the dog's owner think his dog

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

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Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing

| School jokes

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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A tourist is sightseeing in

| Music jokes

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun

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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How

| Dirty jokes

Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one, do you ?"

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” “I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”