Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word
| School jokes
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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What country do cows love to visit?
| Cow jokes
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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What happened when the
| Face jokes
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.