A friend and I were standing in line at a
| Food jokes
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here
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The priest was preparing a man for his long
| Religious jokes
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you
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What happens when the cows refuse to be
| Cow jokes
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
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I was in the zoo last week.
| Zoo jokes
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a
| Cat jokes
Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny. ‘Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly. Here’s five more for you,’ At this Johnny howled louder than ever. ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his dad. ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!