Igor: Only
| Monster jokes
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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What do you call a Welshman
| Letter jokes
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
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When the cat's away.....?
| Cat jokes
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turining point of wordl war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12” The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birhtday”