What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
| Elephant jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
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One day there was a tortoise walking on
| Various animal jokes
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
| Pig jokes
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
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Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
| Divorce jokes
Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
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The Worst Journey in the World
| Book title jokes
The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back
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Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.