QUESTION: What is
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QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?” The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon.”