Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
| Money jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Technical support had a
| Computer jokes
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” “Oh? And what does your father do?” “He’s in the Army, sir.”