It was mealtime on a small airline and the
| Aviation jokes
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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Why are frogs no good at
| Internet jokes
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
| School jokes
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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How does a
| Monster jokes
How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
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General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: “No military precision in drill…” “Why?” “Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence.”