Which villains steal soap from the bath?
| Bath jokes
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
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An Indian,
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, "What is this... some kind of joke?"
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What did the farmer say when he lost his
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.
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What is horse sense?
| Horse jokes
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?” “Yes sir,” the solder answered apologetically. “But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, “Let’s eat one now and save the other until winter’ — that did it.”