Patient: Doctor, my

What do you call someone who sticks his

| Various animal jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus

| Dog jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead

| School jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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What are the spots on black-and-white

| Cow jokes

What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines

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Are hamburgers male?

| Burger jokes

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.