What is the most
| Cow jokes
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
| Telephone jokes
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
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A deputy
| Police jokes
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an es
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A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.” “I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.” “For God’s sake, NO!” exclaimed the woman. “I want you to fix it so I won’t feel guilty and depressed afterward.”