A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I

A man comes home early from work

| Marriage jokes

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"

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What's the

| Bus jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

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What does a Chinese restaurant

| Restaurant jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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The local sheriff was looking

| Police jokes

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

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Q: Why is

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”