A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
| Blind jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But h
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A police officer pulls a guy
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic
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What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
| Teeth jokes
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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How do they prevent crime in hamburger
| Burger jokes
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
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Wheres the car? asked Professor
| Car and train jokes
Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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why don’t men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!