A man sitting in a barber's
| Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting
| Marriage jokes
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued,
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How does a football player make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
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Waiter, what is this stuff?
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.