A couple came upon a wishing
| Marriage jokes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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If you want to get
| Money jokes
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
| Mouse jokes
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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What word grows smaller when you add two
| Letter jokes
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.