The Three
| Computer jokes
The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Teacher : Give
| School jokes
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
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Question: What do you call a lesbian
| Dirty jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma att
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I was married 3 times
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.