Men are like government bonds.

Who invented the telephone?

| Telephone jokes

Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust

| Weather jokes

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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Q: How do you know

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Does your mum like shopping on the

| Internet jokes

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

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FRED: Your monster was

| Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.

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Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.