Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
| Horse jokes
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
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What is the meaning of life?
| Religious jokes
What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
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Patient (to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.