What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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I don't think my Mom knows much about
| Bed jokes
I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
| Insect jokes
What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone…”