Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
| Beauty jokes
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
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Policeman: Why
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
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Two fishermen were out
| Fishing jokes
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's t
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
| Cow jokes
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!
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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, “Excuse me, did you want that cart?” “No,” he answered. “I’m only after one thing.” As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, “Typical male.”