What is a flea's favourite book ?
| Insect jokes
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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Seems there was a
| Military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gu
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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What's grey and goes round and round ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.