First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
| Mental health jokes
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Why won't the witch
| Pig jokes
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, “I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through.” So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, “Who are you??” Mrs. Riley replied, “I am the devil!” With that, Riley shook her hand and said, “Glad to meet ya, I’m married to your sister.”