A salesman walking along the beach found a
| Salesmen jokes
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about thi
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Why was the vampire thought of as
| Vampire jokes
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.
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Father Christmas: What's your
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
| Blonde jokes
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a fl
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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.