Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.
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A couple of old guys were golfing
| Sport jokes
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?" "Well, I was on the course yesterday when
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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What do cat actors say on stage ?
| Cat jokes
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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What happened to the wizard who ran away with
| Humor jokes
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”