Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Why did the kid punch the bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
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Q. How many law professors does it take to
| College jokes
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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The chief of staff of the US Air
| Military jokes
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a b
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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
| Children jokes
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, “Ah, m’sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?”