An American manufacturer is showing his
| Business jokes
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. "Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them." "Do
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Dick and
| Children jokes
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid! shouted Dick. 'Dick! said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry. 'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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Where did the witch get her
| Witch jokes
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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Which of the following lines will do a better job
| Men jokes
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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How do you catch King Kong?
| Banana jokes
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.” “We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said ‘That’s once. We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: ‘That’s twice. We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.” “I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘Thats once.);