What did the envelope say to the

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and

| Aardvark jokes

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What did the parrot say on Independence

| Bird jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a

| Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

| Cow jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What is it when a man talks dirty to

| Dirty jokes

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

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What did the envelope say to the stamp? “Stick with me and we’ll go places.”