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A blonde walks by a travel

| Blonde jokes

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her

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Did you hear about the farmer

| Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

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Are shellfish warm?

| Various animal jokes

Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

| Dirty jokes

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea

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If you crossed a cow

| Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

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I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?!