A woman telephoned her local newspaper to
| Journalist jokes
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
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What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
| Food jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
| Divorce jokes
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on
| Various animal jokes
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.