Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.
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Doctor: You seem to be in
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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Did you hear about the two
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then… Hey, come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea.